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                Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine

                Shoppers Paradise

 

        Verse 1:

        C                               G

        Ground floor Shoppers' Paradise habit-dashery, needles, spoons and knives

        C                                      G     

        knuckle-dusters, glass jaws and wooden hearts

        C                                             

        Spend your money girls on sprays and lipsticks

        G

        tested on bunnies, girls, strays and misfits

        C                                             G                       C          

        ozone friendly rape alarms for those blinding dates another summer of hate

 

        Verse 2:

        C                                           G

        It's the top shop for the tired and rundown going up for the final comedown

        C                                               G   

        First and second floors, third and fourth world wars

                    C                  

        We've got a free pair of flares, with every hip replacement

        G                                           

        just take the stairs to the bargain basement

        C                                                     

        Babies bottles full ot the milk of human kind nestle.

 

        Chorus:

        G          C          G        C    

        Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls

            G           C           G         C    

        the big shop is open it's a wonderful world

 

        Verse 3:

        C                                        G

        Top floor Shoppers' Paradise we've got a drunk Father Christmas and The Antichrist

                  C                                                G

        We've got nothing of value so there's no V.A.T. were going S.H.O.P.P.I.N.G.

                C                             

        We take Visa, Access, American Express

        G                                            

        patched-up, hand-me-down, second to next best

        C                                        

        clothes for all ages, mothers and babies

 

        Chorus:

 

        Verse 4:

        C                                       

        Going down for all the things you missed

                G                                         

        all the love. peace and happiness that don't exist

                  C                                       G

        We've got enpsychopaedias we've got pic 'n' fix a government freezer full of benefits

          C                                              

        A children's assortment we're bigger than Hamleys

                  G                                            

        We've got Cabbage Patch orphans from Sylvanian Famllies

        C                                 

        Carpets. Iinoleum, holy petroleum,

        G                                               

        Chemi-kaze killers, little Hitlers and Napoleans

        C                                        G                                 C

        Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls the big shop is open and the world is wonderful

 

 

        Ending: C   G     C   G      C   G     C   G