Welcome to the Double Dare UK tabs pages. We are actually a live pub band performing around Horsham, Sussex, but I have published some of my 600 song tabs on this site for sharing amongst the music community. If you want to copy tabs, simply cut and paste the words off the page and straight into WORD or NOTEPAD. I have worked carefully on many of these TABS to make sure that the chords are shown directly over the words, so the chord change corresponds exactly to the place where you are singing. That means you can play the whole songs straight off the paperwork without having to think about the structure of the song at all. I hope you enjoy these CHORDS, and please check out the many more we have on the SONGS page. Check out my band on the rest of the website too if you are interested...

                Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine

                Shoppers Paradise


        Verse 1:

        C                               G

        Ground floor Shoppers' Paradise habit-dashery, needles, spoons and knives

        C                                      G     

        knuckle-dusters, glass jaws and wooden hearts


        Spend your money girls on sprays and lipsticks


        tested on bunnies, girls, strays and misfits

        C                                             G                       C          

        ozone friendly rape alarms for those blinding dates another summer of hate


        Verse 2:

        C                                           G

        It's the top shop for the tired and rundown going up for the final comedown

        C                                               G   

        First and second floors, third and fourth world wars


        We've got a free pair of flares, with every hip replacement


        just take the stairs to the bargain basement


        Babies bottles full ot the milk of human kind nestle.



        G          C          G        C    

        Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls

            G           C           G         C    

        the big shop is open it's a wonderful world


        Verse 3:

        C                                        G

        Top floor Shoppers' Paradise we've got a drunk Father Christmas and The Antichrist

                  C                                                G

        We've got nothing of value so there's no V.A.T. were going S.H.O.P.P.I.N.G.


        We take Visa, Access, American Express


        patched-up, hand-me-down, second to next best


        clothes for all ages, mothers and babies




        Verse 4:


        Going down for all the things you missed


        all the love. peace and happiness that don't exist

                  C                                       G

        We've got enpsychopaedias we've got pic 'n' fix a government freezer full of benefits


        A children's assortment we're bigger than Hamleys


        We've got Cabbage Patch orphans from Sylvanian Famllies


        Carpets. Iinoleum, holy petroleum,


        Chemi-kaze killers, little Hitlers and Napoleans

        C                                        G                                 C

        Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls the big shop is open and the world is wonderful



        Ending: C   G     C   G      C   G     C   G