Welcome to the Double Dare UK tabs pages. We are actually a live pub band performing around Horsham, Sussex, but I have published some of my 600 song tabs on this site for sharing amongst the music community. If you want to copy tabs, simply cut and paste the words off the page and straight into WORD or NOTEPAD. I have worked carefully on many of these TABS to make sure that the chords are shown directly over the words, so the chord change corresponds exactly to the place where you are singing. That means you can play the whole songs straight off the paperwork without having to think about the structure of the song at all. I hope you enjoy these CHORDS, and please check out the many more we have on the SONGS page. Check out my band on the rest of the website too if you are interested...

                     Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine

                     My Last Will and Testament


       Verse 1:

           A            G        D            A          G    D

       The debts that I got from gambling, the warrant for my arrest

              A                G      D

       All my bills which are 'now outstanding'

               A              G       D

       and the bullet holed inside my chest.


       Verse 2:

               A       G       D

       Give my body to medical science

                  A       G         D

       if medical science will have me

                A       G         D

       They can take my lungs and kidneys

              A       G        D

       but my heart belongs to Daphne.


       Verse 3:

               A                     G        D

       Leave a night light beside my deathbed baby

       A        G           D

       turn the pillows and change the sheets

       A                               A7

       But don't switch on my electric blanket

                 D         E

       till it's time to sleep


       Break:  A A7 D E E


       Instrumental bit  A G D



       A          A7        D             E

       This is my second to last will and testament

       A      A7             D            E

       only a rough draft, a hand written estimate

       A           A7          D           E

       left on the shelf never signed or delivered

              A            A7        D           E

       with a picture of myself on a boat by the river


A7       D             E

       Don't bury me at sea the pollution might kill me

             A       A7         D             E

       just put my remains in a cheap box and grill me

          A           A7       D            E

       My pension and dole are there in the wardrobe

          A             A7          D           E

       my air cushioned soul and my Blue Circle overcoat

             A          A7           D           E

       I've left you no answers just hundreds of questions

       A          A7        D             E

       This is my second to last will and testament

       A                A7

       before I James Robert Injustice

         D                E           A

       being of unsound body and mind die